What's good for both poker and theater?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?