How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is summer always sad?