Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How long will dinner be?