Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did the tree get lost?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's black and white and red all over?