What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?