Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
