Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the musician arrested?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?