What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do naked fish play with?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?