Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bird can write?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?