What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do cats wear to work?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call octopus twins?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?