Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are winter days great?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?