What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
A book just fell on my head.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?