What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do termites go camping?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What fish sings the best?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?