How does a witch play loud music?
How long do chickens work?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?