What do naked fish play with?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?