What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which cats have the best manners?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?