What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What color are all the books in the library?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What fish sings the best?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the most faithful insect?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?