On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are frogs always happy?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?