How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
How do bears keep cool?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are books always so angry?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What fish only swims at night?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?