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What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why are winter days great?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?