Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?