Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?