What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?