How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call an old snowman?