Why do all the planets get along?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?