Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a peanut in space?