Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do termites go camping?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?