What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a dog's favorite book?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you eat on July 5th?