Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the quickest button on a radio?