What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is winter considered holy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What fish sings the best?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?