How do automobiles fly?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How was the wedding?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What game do bats excel at?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?