What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal floats best?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?