What did the paper say to the pencil?
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Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is the coolest country?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How do you measure a millennial?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?