What is the coolest country?
Iceland.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?