What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Yorkshire.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?