What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the most adorable season?
What building always gets stains on it?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?