Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?