What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?