Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a henway?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?