Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?