Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What animal loves a baseball game?