What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?