What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Surprise!!!!
Why are frogs always so happy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?