What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the richest basketball team?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which family member is always relieved?