How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why didn't the melons get married?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?