Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?