How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which former US President was always cold?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?