How did the vampire start his letter?
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What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a small mom?
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
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What name sounds like the past tense?
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If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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