Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why was the dog overweight?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?