Which state is the cleanest?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?